Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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