Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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