she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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