Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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