If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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