Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have aggressive nipples.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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