i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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