doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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