shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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