ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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