Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
ugly people sure do ruin things
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Randomize
