Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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