Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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