Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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