They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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