Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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