Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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