Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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