week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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