i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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