I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
not ubering you a puppy
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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