I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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