Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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