she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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