would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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