i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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