I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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