I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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