She said her name was "party"
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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