do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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