she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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