I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
