I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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