We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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