oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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