But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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