My hand turned me down
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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