I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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