You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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