I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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