Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
