I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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