My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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