Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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