Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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