i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize