So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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