That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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