Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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