So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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