i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Did you pee in the oven last night??
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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