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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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