carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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