Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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