I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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