omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just google imaged poop.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
