Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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