did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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